Tuesday, Feb. 08, 2005 - Got milk?
Sunday, Feb. 06, 2005 - Good slash is getting hard to find.
Saturday, Feb. 05, 2005 - See, this is why I love Sir Bob Geldof.
Friday, Feb. 04, 2005 - For any interested parties....
Monday, Jan. 03, 2005 - Extra therapy.
Thursday, Dec. 09, 2004 - There's no raison d'etre...
Monday, Nov. 29, 2004 - And nobody knows it but me.
Friday, Nov. 26, 2004 - It's official. This means he has to marry me.
Wednesday, Nov. 24, 2004 - 20, 15, 10 years ago...
Tuesday, Nov. 23, 2004 - Wisonsin hunter bags six, doesn't get a single trophy.
Monday, Nov. 22, 2004 - Take my head and fuck with it, put it back again
Thursday, Nov. 18, 2004 - On the dole.
Sunday, Nov. 14, 2004 - Don't leave me with the quiet, I've got nothing to fill it with
Monday, Nov. 08, 2004 - Conversations in G
Wednesday, Oct. 13, 2004 - Two days ago she wrote away to her postal guru, her mail-order sage....
Tuesday, Oct. 05, 2004 - My neighbors are truly awful people. But I'm trying to deal.
Wednesday, Sept. 01, 2004 - Why neo-conservatives make me sick: Reason # 2,149,666
Saturday, Aug. 28, 2004 - What are the chances?
Thursday, Aug. 19, 2004 - Walking back to happiness.
Thursday, Aug. 12, 2004 - We all know it's the American way
Tuesday, Aug. 10, 2004 - Some things never change. Hee.
Sunday, Aug. 08, 2004 - It's a long way to the top, if you wanna rock 'n' roll...
Saturday, Aug. 07, 2004 - Gee, my life's a funny thing. Am I still too young?
Thursday, Aug. 05, 2004 - Reason To Stay The Fuck Out Of The Ocean, #12
Thursday, Aug. 05, 2004 - Hmm. I thought it was sugar substitute!
Wednesday, Aug. 04, 2004 - Things you probably don't expect to hear from an Oregonian, #1:
Tuesday, Aug. 03, 2004 - *glug glug glug* Fill 'er up!
Monday, Aug. 02, 2004 - Again we are awakening, alive alive alive...
Thursday, Jul. 29, 2004 - Love of my life, I've finally found you....
Wednesday, Jul. 21, 2004 - Wind-voices and flower-faces and the hands of kindly earth
Tuesday, Jul. 20, 2004 - Now we're talking.
Monday, Jul. 19, 2004 - Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum.
Friday, Jul. 16, 2004 - A good old-fashioned Oregon ass-kicking: A 10k fun-run followed by bong hits and a chai latte.
Wednesday, Jul. 14, 2004 - Does it always have to turn to shit?
Tuesday, Jul. 13, 2004 - They made him a saint. That's when the gods started fucking with him.
Monday, Jul. 12, 2004 - Without you I'm always 20 minutes late
Monday, Jul. 12, 2004 - Smells like Seattle spirit
Saturday, Jul. 10, 2004 - Put up your spuds and step away from the ketchup
Wednesday, Jul. 07, 2004 - The six million dollar loser rides again.
Thursday, Jul. 01, 2004 - Oh blessed relief
Wednesday, Jun. 30, 2004 - Changes.
Sunday, Jun. 27, 2004 - Pride
Friday, Jun. 25, 2004 - Shame on....................you?
Thursday, Jun. 24, 2004 - This just in.
Thursday, Jun. 17, 2004 - I totally cheated and changed my answers....
Thursday, Jun. 17, 2004 - You're my favorite disease.
Friday, Jun. 11, 2004 - Reason #12,074 To Love Life:
Monday, Jun. 07, 2004 - Incubate
Monday, Jun. 07, 2004 - Home improvement
Friday, Jun. 04, 2004 - No billionaire left behind
Thursday, Jun. 03, 2004 - Crazy little thing called life
Wednesday, Jun. 02, 2004 - Think outside the bun
Sunday, May. 30, 2004 - What the hell am I doing up?
Friday, May. 28, 2004 - Chester's Going-Away day.
Thursday, May. 27, 2004 - Do you haiku?
Thursday, May. 27, 2004 - Is this the end of your world, or just one of those days?
Saturday, May. 22, 2004 - I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes.
Wednesday, May. 19, 2004 - Presidentiarying in Never Never Land
Wednesday, May. 19, 2004 - She's a man-eater.
Wednesday, May. 19, 2004 - I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy in a gold Rolls Royce
Tuesday, May. 18, 2004 - I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him 'Money' for short
Monday, May. 17, 2004 - Rethinking my career...
Monday, May. 17, 2004 - This shit is flourishing
Monday, May. 17, 2004 - I've yet to taste it on my tongue...I get so dangerous on my own..
Thursday, May. 06, 2004 - We are not against the US. We only disagree with its leaders.
Thursday, May. 06, 2004 - Auntie Meridian....Uncle Meridian....all the little Meridians...
Wednesday, May. 05, 2004 - Jesus loves The Onion
Monday, May. 03, 2004 - And when California slides into the ocean, like the mystics and statistics say it will...
Thursday, Apr. 22, 2004 - I miss my friend.
Wednesday, Apr. 21, 2004 - Hooky
Monday, Apr. 19, 2004 - Let the record stand
Monday, Apr. 19, 2004 - Not really crazy about Nicole Kidman as the White Witch, but....
Monday, Apr. 19, 2004 - Love bleeds
Saturday, Apr. 17, 2004 - Cyrano de Bushiraq
Thursday, Apr. 15, 2004 - Let's get rid of our aggressive baboons.
Tuesday, Apr. 13, 2004 - ...so I'll leave it up to you...
Monday, Apr. 12, 2004 - He's got nicer legs than Hitler and bigger tits than Cher
Thursday, Apr. 8, 2004 - P.S. I was just attacked by a hummingbird.
Thursday, Apr. 8, 2004 - I think I'll skip school tomorrow. Or go insane.
Tuesday, Apr. 6, 2004 - Missed again.
Sunday, Apr. 04, 2004 - They call him the surfin' man....I guess that's what he is...
Thursday, Apr. 01, 2004 - Just me and my wine
Tuesday, Mar. 30, 2004 - Union Jack is back with a hole in his head
Thursday, Mar. 25, 2004 - Rock me, Amadeus.
Monday, Mar. 22, 2004 - I could not foresee this thing happening to you...
Tuesday, Mar. 16, 2004 - Would you like to Supersize that chemo?
Monday, Mar. 15, 2004 - Seriously, folks.
Monday, Mar. 15, 2004 - Wag the moron
Monday, Mar. 15, 2004 - Not ready to say goodbye.
Thursday, Mar. 11, 2004 - 11 Reasons Why Heterosexual Marriage Should Be Banned
Thursday, Mar. 04, 2004 - Taters, precious
Wednesday, Mar. 03, 2004 - I get knocked down, but I get up again.
Saturday, Feb. 21, 2004 - .
Friday, Feb. 20, 2004 - It's the most wonderful time of the year
Wednesday, Feb. 18, 2004 - My Buddy is the centerfold...
Sunday, Feb. 15, 2004 - Friday continued.....
Saturday, Feb. 14, 2004 - I woke up inbetween memory and a dream...
Friday, Feb. 13, 2004 - A +++
Thursday, Feb. 12, 2004 - scratch my watch and wind my....
Wednesday, Feb. 11, 2004 - scritch scritch...
Wednesday, Feb. 11, 2004 - Say cheeze
Tuesday, Feb. 10, 2004 - Victory!
Monday, Feb. 09, 2004 - My heart's as full as a baked potato
Monday, Feb. 09, 2004 - Brand new day
Sunday, Feb. 08, 2004 - Really,
Saturday, Feb. 07, 2004 - Those were the tired days...
Thursday, Feb. 05, 2004 - I didn't have time to post yesterday...
Tuesday, Feb. 03, 2004 - Yea, go in peace
Tuesday, Feb. 03, 2004 - Stand up
Monday, Feb. 02, 2004 - Three's company
Monday, Feb. 02, 2004 - The lion sleeps tonight
Wednesday, Jan. 28, 2004 - ....in a nighttime filled with stars...
Tuesday, Jan. 27, 2004 - Dilemma
Saturday, Jan. 24, 2004 - More balls than a clown could juggle
Wednesday, Jan. 21, 2004 - Oh crap
Tuesday, Jan. 20, 2004 - Bad foster mommy
Tuesday, Jan. 20, 2004 - Survey says!
Monday, Jan. 19, 2004 - Toot toot!
Monday, Jan. 19, 2004 - While we're on the subject of toenails...
Sunday, Jan. 18, 2004 - Funneeeee
Sunday, Jan. 18, 2004 - Could be worse....I coulda used ta be smart
Friday, Jan. 16, 2004 - Walking on broken glass
Friday, Jan. 16, 2004 - And I love Justin Timberlake
Wednesday, Jan. 14, 2004 - Better put your kingdom up for sale
Wednesday, Jan. 14, 2004 - I see horticultured dead people
Tuesday, Jan. 13, 2004 - I'm so tired. I think I'll ramble on for a dozen pages.
Saturday, Jan. 10, 2004 - Heart bleeps
Saturday, Jan. 10, 2004 - Shattered glass
Tuesday, Jan. 06, 2004 - Soul mates, I tell you
Monday, Jan. 05, 2004 - Snow daze
Tuesday, Dec. 30, 2003 - Getting twinnier...
Tuesday, Dec. 30, 2003 - Redhead
Monday, Dec. 29, 2003 - The white mouse will not explode
Monday, Dec. 29, 2003 - I like the company I keep
Monday, Dec. 29, 2003 - Seriously, folks
Sunday, Dec. 28, 2003 - Cosmic Christmas gift
Friday, Dec. 26, 2003 - A low vera
Saturday, Dec. 20, 2003 - Scenario
Tuesday, Dec. 16, 2003 - Mongoose?
Tuesday, Dec. 16, 2003 - Okay?
Sunday, Dec. 14, 2003 - What I put Kadimah through
Sunday, Dec. 14, 2003 - Oh well. So what. Who cares.
Saturday, Dec. 06, 2003 - Going pea pea
Wednesday, Dec. 03, 2003 - They tried to tame you
Friday, Nov. 21, 2003 - Lots of interesting things today
Friday, Nov. 21, 2003 - Ah well. At least that pain in my acetabulum is gone.
Tuesday, Nov. 18, 2003 - Shortcircuiting
Monday, Nov. 17, 2003 - Mis-State of the Union
Monday, Nov. 17, 2003 - How much more cooperative can a guy get?
Monday, Nov. 17, 2003 - I've got one thing to say.
Saturday, Nov. 15, 2003 - I'd rather be a hammer than a nail
Saturday, Nov. 15, 2003 - George W. Bush kills again
Saturday, Nov. 15, 2003 - Still screwing the Natives
Saturday, Nov. 15, 2003 - Mom can't be 60. That would make me.....30.
Friday, Nov. 14, 2003 - Dead lovers don't have much except a certain desperate sense of style
Friday, Nov. 14, 2003 - Lying for Columbine
Monday, Nov. 10, 2003 - This is the place where history stopped to shit
Sunday, Nov. 09, 2003 - V
Friday, Nov. 07, 2003 - Fiber
Thursday, Nov. 06, 2003 - Crashing the party.
Wednesday, Nov. 05, 2003 - There are no words.
Wednesday, Nov. 05, 2003 - *cough* mitochondria *cough*
Tuesday, Nov. 04, 2003 - *squish squish*
Sunday, Nov. 02, 2003 - War? What war?
Sunday, Nov. 02, 2003 - 51% and rising...
Sunday, Nov. 02, 2003 - Normal combat stress reaction = cowardice + court-martial
Sunday, Nov. 02, 2003 - He'll put a foot in his mouth. HA!
Sunday, Nov. 02, 2003 - McCarthyism Watch
Saturday, Nov. 01, 2003 - I may never eat again.
Thursday, Oct. 30, 2003 - Cysto Spaz
Wednesday, Oct. 29, 2003 - Why can't I.....close my eyes.....
Tuesday, Oct. 28, 2003 - Everything you wanted to find
Saturday, Oct. 25, 2003 - I'll come in again.
Wednesday, Oct. 22, 2003 - Just listening to the band.
Tuesday, Oct. 21, 2003 - Do you hear what I hear?
Monday, Oct. 20, 2003 - Three dog ride.
Saturday, Oct. 18, 2003 - The story of Luke
Friday, Oct. 17, 2003 - Curry jerky
Monday, Oct. 13, 2003 - The elephant graveyard
Saturday, Oct. 11, 2003 - Oh Luka
Thursday, Oct. 09, 2003 - I'm just sitting here.
Wednesday, Oct. 08, 2003 - I'm a bad, bad student. Apparently.
Wednesday, Oct. 08, 2003 - Hey baby, nice BUN!
Tuesday, Oct. 07, 2003 - Potato salad.
Monday, Oct. 06, 2003 - They're taking us for fools. Meow?
Thursday, Oct. 02, 2003 - Truckin'
Thursday, Oct. 02, 2003 - Oh no you didn't
Wednesday, Oct. 01, 2003 - Daddy knew best? Well, maybe a little
Wednesday, Oct. 01, 2003 - Bush, Lies, and the National Guard
Tuesday, Sept. 30, 2003 - Give me shelter. Or a kiss.
Tuesday, Sept. 30, 2003 - Green apple, definitely.
Monday, Sept. 29, 2003 - Smart? eeee!
Monday, Sept. 29, 2003 - Variable speech control
Saturday, Sept. 27, 2003 - EEEEEEEEE
Friday, Sept. 26, 2003 - Cable me some money.
Thursday, Sept. 25, 2003 - Bear down
Tuesday, Sept. 23, 2003 - Fluffy.
Monday, Sept. 22, 2003 - We call him the Wanderer
Sunday, Sept. 21, 2003 - It's still 'We, the people'....right?
Sunday, Sept. 21, 2003 - How's this for controversial?
Sunday, Sept. 21, 2003 - Pinnochio President
Sunday, Sept. 21, 2003 - But again, it's NOT about the oil. Okay.
Sunday, Sept. 21, 2003 - Allow me to speak for the little children when I say "Fuck you, George."
Saturday, Sept. 20, 2003 - The OTHER 9/11.
Saturday, Sept. 20, 2003 - Bless you, Ed Kennedy.
Friday, Sept. 19, 2003 - We will pay the price, but we will not count the cost
Friday, Sept. 19, 2003 - Miscalculation in Iraq leads to calls for accountability
Friday, Sept. 19, 2003 - So funny I could cry
Thursday, Sept. 18, 2003 - Rascal's got his SAG card
Thursday, Sept. 18, 2003 - Carpal tunnel Wednesday
Wednesday, Sept. 17, 2003 - Bush undermines Clean Air Act with new source review decision
Tuesday, Sept. 16, 2003 - The Daily Mislead for September 16, 2003
Tuesday, Sept. 16, 2003 - School of Rock. Or not.
Monday, Sept. 15, 2003 - Looks like handsome Johnny with an M-16
Monday, Sept. 15, 2003 - Roont
Monday, Sept. 15, 2003 - *yawn*
Sunday, Sept. 14, 2003 - Jane, you ignorant slut.
Sunday, Sept. 14, 2003 - Marching to the oil fields of Iraq
Saturday, Sept. 13, 2003 - Rock 'n' roll....college.
Friday, Sept. 12, 2003 - Double-clickin' on my mizzouse
Thursday, Sept. 11, 2003 - I thought I would be singing, but I'm tired...out of breath
Thursday, Sept. 11, 2003 - If I take enough of these red things, red things...get some permanent sleep
Wednesday, Sept. 10, 2003 - It's gig time, what suit am I gonna wear...
Tuesday, Sept. 09, 2003 - Play that dead band song
Monday, Sept. 08, 2003 - A sad day for the werewolves
Sunday, Sept. 07, 2003 - Roaming in the gloaming
Saturday, Sept. 06, 2003 - I dreamed there were galaxies under all of my chairs
Thursday, Sept. 04, 2003 - A glimmer of hope for '04?
Thursday, Sept. 04, 2003 - The things you can do with produce
Wednesday, Sept. 03, 2003 - A complaint was filed
Wednesday, Sept. 03, 2003 - Drain
Tuesday, Sept. 02, 2003 - Someone told me nothing happened today
Monday, Sept. 01, 2003 - Check, please
Sunday, Aug. 31, 2003 - Veritas, aequitas
Saturday, Aug. 30, 2003 - What the fuck were you gonna do, LAUGH the last three to death?
Friday, Aug. 29, 2003 - I want you to want me. Or him.
Thursday, Aug. 28, 2003 - Roll call.
Thursday, Aug. 28, 2003 - From now on, we will all be the same!
Thursday, Aug. 28, 2003 - Waiting for a change in the weather
Monday, Aug. 25, 2003 - Don't mind me, I'm just babbling on and on
Wednesday, Aug. 20, 2003 - This hate isn't so reckless. In fact, it's quite focused.
Wednesday, Aug. 20, 2003 - Three dog swim
Monday, Aug. 18, 2003 - Some of you are not even listening
Monday, Aug. 18, 2003 - Love is kinda crazy, or: My Gorgeous Girl
Friday, Aug. 15, 2003 - I applied for that position, but it was already filled
Friday, Aug. 15, 2003 - The War of the Twins
Friday, Aug. 15, 2003 - It's always funny, until somebody gets married
Thursday, Aug. 14, 2003 - WOO! Suck that caulk!
Monday, Aug. 11, 2003 - aych eee double hockeystick
Sunday, Aug. 10, 2003 - Sittin' downtown at a railway station
Thursday, Aug. 07, 2003 - Too late, god. Didn't you get my message?
Tuesday, Aug. 05, 2003 - Don't eat what you can't spell.
Thursday, Jul. 31, 2003 - In the beginning, there was Dave.
Wednesday, Jul. 30, 2003 - The long and not-so-short of it
Sunday, Jul. 27, 2003 - I'm gonna get me an over-sized guitar and gain 40 pounds.
Saturday, Jul. 26, 2003 - Well it ain't scrubbing bubbles.
Monday, Jul. 21, 2003 - Short but not sweet
Friday, Jun. 27, 2003 - T-minus nine hours and counting....
Friday, Jun. 27, 2003 - Rosemary's instant message
Friday, Jun. 27, 2003 - Hand over the marble rye!
Thursday, Jun. 26, 2003 - Train + SUV = fun!
Thursday, Jun. 26, 2003 - I voted, fucker. Did you?
Tuesday, Jun. 24, 2003 - I'm spotty like a tea bag.
Sunday, Jun. 22, 2003 - "All that is not eternal is eternally out of date."
Sunday, Jun. 22, 2003 - Sounds great. When can I move in?
Sunday, Jun. 22, 2003 - Who is the bigger puppet...the puppet, or the puppet who puppets him?
Sunday, Jun. 22, 2003 - Stop the world, I wanna get off.
Sunday, Jun. 22, 2003 - Taupe?
Friday, Jun. 20, 2003 - Maybe it's the melatonin
Friday, Jun. 20, 2003 - Jimmy Kimmel has got to go. Seriously. Right now.
Thursday, Jun. 19, 2003 - Howl at the moon.
Wednesday, Jun. 18, 2003 - Hee.
Wednesday, Jun. 18, 2003 - I've got this boot up my ass.
Wednesday, Jun. 18, 2003 - ..........................
Monday, Jun. 16, 2003 - *yawn*
Sunday, Jun. 15, 2003 - She's what's for dinner
Saturday, Jun. 14, 2003 - Strangers with showers
Saturday, Jun. 14, 2003 - Arachnid surprise
Saturday, Jun. 14, 2003 - Get rid of that nasty inner-thigh jiggle.
Saturday, Jun. 14, 2003 - Excuse me, but you've got a dead hooker on your windshield.
Saturday, Jun. 14, 2003 - Dr. Scholls is crying.
Friday, Jun. 13, 2003 - Big deal, the Cubs still suck.
Thursday, Jun. 12, 2003 - I didn't recognize you with that hood.
Thursday, Jun. 12, 2003 - Beachy tingles. Mmmmmm.
Wednesday, Jun. 11, 2003 - Bamboozled
Wednesday, Jun. 11, 2003 - B 12
Tuesday, Jun. 10, 2003 - Love as thou wilt. Or not.
Tuesday, Jun. 10, 2003 - Which infamous criminal are you?
Monday, Jun. 09, 2003 - Someday we will have hot monkey love. Oh yes.
Monday, Jun. 09, 2003 - Blazing hot daylight come and me wanna go home.
Monday, Jun. 09, 2003 - Your source for cheap plastic crap.
Sunday, Jun. 08, 2003 - All the crips hang out at the Bell after dark
Sunday, Jun. 08, 2003 - Thanks for the laughs, Bill
Saturday, Jun. 07, 2003 - I've always enjoyed saying Ramapithicus/sivapithicus. But my Homo's not erectus.
Saturday, Jun. 07, 2003 - It's literally so hot that it's not funny.
Friday, Jun. 06, 2003 - Anthrax Ripple
Friday, Jun. 06, 2003 - Tastes like mummified lizard chicken
Thursday, Jun. 05, 2003 - What's that sound?
Wednesday, Jun. 04, 2003 - Been online for hours.
Wednesday, Jun. 04, 2003 - The beginnings of a boring journal